Welcome to Branded Mayhem, where marketing resurrection meets creative rebellion. We're not your typical Dallas digital marketing agency—we're a one-man creative powerhouse led by Michael Sebastian, delivering campaigns that convert for brands tired of vanilla marketing.
Marketing Resurrection Specialists - HubSpot Certified Partner - AI-Powered Creative
After 12 years in the trenches of design, digital campaigns, and "can-you-code-this-by-tomorrow" chaos, Michael Sebastian walked away from bloated org charts and committee-led creative to build something leaner, louder, and sharper.
Branded Mayhem is the antidote to safe, forgettable marketing. It's where strategy meets satire, where visuals hit like a punchline, and where AI isn't just a buzzword—it's our unpaid intern.
When your campaigns are flatlining and the boardroom's in panic mode. We deliver:
Pricing: Lite $4,500 | Core $7,500 | Enterprise $15,000
Stop throwing spaghetti at the algorithm. Build a content machine that turns scrollers into buyers:
Pricing: Ignite $2,500/mo | Amplify $5,000/mo | Dominate $10,000/mo
Turn your team into an AI-powered content army:
Pricing: Remote $5,000 | On-Site $10,000 | VIP $25,000
Wingstop | Thomson Reuters | El Pollo Loco | Fliff | D2 Digital Designs | Buchanan | Goorin Bros
Old Way: 6 hand-offs, 4 decks, 2 weeks of "alignment". Junior team learning on your dime. Tool sprawl: CRM, CMS, "someone's cousin's Airtable". Creative by committee = vanilla.
Mayhem Way: Single point of contact; decisions in real-time. Senior-only execution—you get the person who wrote this line. HubSpot Certified Partner → CRM, email, sales, service wired day one. Creative by "that skull in a blazer" = scroll-stopping.
"Working with Branded Mayhem has been a game-changer for our practice. From day one, they understood our vision and translated it into a brand that truly resonates with modern couples. The performance branding transformation didn't just give us a new look—it revolutionized how we connect with clients. Our online presence went from invisible to unmissable, and the results speak for themselves: increased inquiries, better client fit, and a brand we're genuinely proud of."
- Liz Higgins, Founder of Millennial Life
"The Black Box Workshop completely changed how we approach marketing. What used to take our team weeks now happens in hours. Our fundraising campaigns practically run themselves, and donor engagement is through the roof. Michael didn't just teach us AI—he showed us how to think differently about every aspect of our communications."
- Lauren McAlister, Marketing Manager at RHSA
"Branded Mayhem delivered exactly what we needed: bold creative that cuts through the noise. Our social campaigns went from background static to main-stage performances. The Interest Media Engine transformed our content strategy—we're not just posting, we're converting. ROI speaks louder than any testimonial, and ours is screaming."
- Shelley Puckett, Brand Director at Fliff
Full-stack HubSpot certification across Marketing, Sales, Service, and Operations Hubs. Because mayhem without methodology is just noise. Complete automation, lead nurturing, CRM integration, and performance tracking. Your chaos, systematically optimized.
Ready to resurrect your brand? Let's create marketing mayhem together.
234 Main St, Dallas, TX 75201