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The brand was already there. We just organized the cult.
Identity, commerce, voice, listings, a 9-email choreography, and a 200-person Wolfpack — built before the doors opened, all aimed at one job: organize the cult Richie already had.
Logo, typography, and cowboy/cowgirl illustrations in collaboration with Sarah Ratliff. Social and site video in collaboration with Stu Conry.
Michael
Creative Director
Sarah
Logo, Typography, Illustration
Stu
Videography
$ cat situation.log
The Situation
Moon Wolf wasn't a new brand. Richie Conry had spent years pulling a converted goat trailer around Dallas, building a following one cup at a time. The challenge wasn't awareness — it was infrastructure. He had a cult. He didn't have a system that could hold one. Site, commerce rails, listings, email choreography, voice discipline, a way to capture and reach the people who already knew.
What We Built
Brandprint and voice profile — anti-hustle, anti-polish, customer-language-first
16-page Next.js site on Cloudflare Workers (moonwolfprovisions.com)
Custom Wolfpack signup + Resend infrastructure — replaces SpotOn loyalty entirely
9-email choreographed sequence (welcome, tease without date, date confirm, tomorrow, recap, last call, plus 2-email drip)
Deliverect Commerce Channel API integration (cert package submitted)
Shopify storefront with 25 SKUs at /goods
19 SEO blog posts shipped across 5 editorial pillars
Local visibility architecture — GBP, Yelp, Apple Maps, MapQuest, Facebook, Chamber, Joe Coffee, Roaming Hunger
Press outreach — 11 pitches, 5 confirmed hits
Client dashboard at moonwolf.brandedmayhem.com
The Listening
Brandprint research started with what existing customers already said — in reviews, in person, in DMs. Two phrases kept surfacing: "burnt beans" and "corporate beige." We didn't write them. We organized them. The positioning — "High Desert Coffee in Suburbia, against burnt beans and corporate beige" — got named opening day in unprompted reviews. The audience supplied the enemy. We just gave it a frame.
The Wolfpack
SpotOn pitched a loyalty program. We declined and built our own. A custom Wolfpack mechanic captured email, phone, and SMS opt-in directly on the site, fed Resend with segmentation, and gave Moon Wolf permanent ownership of its audience instead of renting it from a POS vendor. By opening day, 200 of the 233 Wolfpack signups had joined before the doors opened. The April 15 teaser email — "The Den is almost ready" — went to 203 people without ever naming an opening date. Seventy-six percent opened. Fifty-four percent clicked. The site spike on April 16 was 277 users.
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Custom Wolfpack signup form (firstName, email, phone, SMS opt-in)
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Resend integration with auto-fired welcome email + contact segmentation
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9-email choreographed sequence: welcome, tease without date, date confirm, tomorrow, recap, last call, plus 2-email drip (nudge, social proof)
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Twilio SMS infrastructure for parallel SMS campaigns
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Apr 15 teaser: 99.41% deliverability, 0.59% bounce, 76% open, 54% CTR
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200 of 233 signups built pre-launch (86%)
The System
Two domains, three product surfaces, one voice. moonwolfprovisions.com is a Next.js 16 site on Cloudflare Workers with sixteen pages, ten API routes, and thirty-one custom components. The /goods page browses Moon Wolf's Shopify catalog. The /menu surface is wired to Deliverect's Commerce Channel API for online ordering — cert package submitted, license comped by SpotOn. The ordering-hours gate enforces a 15-minute pre-close cutoff at the framework level. Identity is anchored on four custom typefaces — Palo Santo wordmark, White Sage location, Mojave subtitle, Oaxaca vertical — set against custom cowboy and cowgirl parallax illustrations.
The SERP
The website is one surface. The whole search-engine result page is another. We built and actively manage Moon Wolf's Google Business Profile — 2,990 monthly views, 1,283 customer interactions, 33 reviews at 4.9★ — plus the full constellation of directory presence: Yelp, Apple Maps, MapQuest, Facebook, the Richardson Chamber of Commerce, Joe Coffee, and a kept-alive Roaming Hunger food-truck listing. Press outreach landed five confirmed hits: Hoodline, Dallas CultureMap, Community Impact, My Coffee Explorer Featured, and Joe Coffee. Search Console tells the story plainly — 500+ clicks at position 1.0 to 1.2 on every "moon wolf *" branded search variant.
The Proof
The protest-sign campaign was greenlit and ready: free 12-ounce drip for anyone who showed up with a sign, tagged @moonwolftx, and showed the post at the counter. By noon on opening day, the line was still out the door. Richie pulled the paid campaign. The cult alone was enough. Week one: 905 transactions at a $10.33 average ticket. Tips opened at 19.8% — emotional-tip territory, not transactional. Retail was 40% of opening-day revenue and 31% of the week. Richie personally rang 98% of the register. Customers reviewed the merch unprompted alongside the coffee. "Burnt beans" surfaced in two unprompted reviews. The campaign that was supposed to activate a cult turned out to be redundant — because the cult was already there.
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905 transactions at a $10.33 average ticket — week one
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19.8% tip rate opening day (emotional-tip territory)
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40% retail mix opening day, 31% week one
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100% dine-in week one — nobody used online ordering
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Richie personally rang 98% of the register — founder behind the bar
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33 Google reviews at 4.9★ in seven days
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"Burnt beans" surfaced in two unprompted opening-day reviews
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Protest stunt killed by noon, never reactivated
The Cult
We did not hire a single influencer. We did not run a creator campaign. We did not pay for any of these photos. Every image below was posted publicly by a customer in the first weeks after opening — most within the first 72 hours. The pattern was the same: someone walked in, got the coffee, looked around, and pulled out their phone. The brand had built an audience that wanted to document being inside it. That is the difference between a customer base and a cult — and you cannot buy the second one.
Results
“Performance branding works backwards from an existing audience. When the cult is real, the job is to organize it — not invent demand.”
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